No music 4 you

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

madiniwa:

mylifeisroosterteeth:

the youtube app voice command doesnt understand me, all i wanted was “achievement hunter” but no instead i getimage

man, i love a cheap mint hunter theyre my favorite channel

I feel this pain

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BUT if I put on  a terrible American accent I get this

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close enough

tags: rooster teeth stuff + achievement hunter stuff +

laughfever:

Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE

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(Source: harukasenpais)

tags: look at this cutie + mitsu + kyoukai no kanata stuff +

supersheps:

thumbtackdev:

Here is my latest projéct

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pPldease don8 to my kickstartér so I can make the BIG MONEY

ok but how much money would i have to give you to make lil mspaint short films like this again

keyser-soze-98:

freckledemma:

Japanese text book

THIS IS SO PERFECT

(Source: freckled-facade)

dem-deutschen-volke:

buonotogami:

nuclearpiss:

xmas-city-punk:

malkatz:

I corrected it

I’m from Pennsylvania and that is accurate.
I don’t say it though but EVERYONE ELSE DOES AND IT’S JUST. NO.

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beesmygod:

what a weird piano

(Source: cute-overload)

tags: dogs +

chubbymon:

This little rant described the way I look at religion perfectly.

(Source: mindgardens)

ryanhayywood:

Geoff’s really changed

tags: goeff +