i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck
the youtube app voice command doesnt understand me, all i wanted was “achievement hunter” but no instead i get
man, i love a cheap mint hunter theyre my favorite channel
I feel this pain
BUT if I put on a terrible American accent I get this
Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE
Here is my latest projéct
pPldease don8 to my kickstartér so I can make the BIG MONEY
ok but how much money would i have to give you to make lil mspaint short films like this again
Japanese text book
THIS IS SO PERFECT
This little rant described the way I look at religion perfectly.